Thursday, April 24, 2008

MY!!!!! Worlds Best Advice:

Part 1: How to get p00n:
  • Say "Hey Baby" and burp in her face
  • Barf on her lap
  • Sneeze on her sleeve
  • Buy her a bag of flour
  • DON'T by her flowers
  • Throw breads at her
  • Smash her guitar
Part 2: How to be awesome:
  • Jump on people (important)
  • Say jesus and fantastmic Johnson
  • Run really fast
  • Throw Breads at people / pigeons
  • Hop from building to building
  • Smash guitars (other peoples)
Part 3: How to Succeed:
  • Be viry rich
  • Have many dowgs, and home dogs
  • Have many pigeons
  • Have Breads (many kindz)
  • Have many womans
  • Have manleeness
Part 4: How to Fix your life's Ownage
  • Have Buttsecks with men
  • Kill yourself
  • Eat weiner
  • Do Drugz (especially heroin and crak)

2 comments:

Sticky said...

Iz be throwing mad breads at that womans

Anonymous said...

I agree on all counts.