MY!!!!! Worlds Best Advice:

Part 1: How to get p00n:

• Say "Hey Baby" and burp in her face
• Barf on her lap
• Sneeze on her sleeve
• Buy her a bag of flour
• DON'T by her flowers
• Throw breads at her
• Smash her guitar

Part 2: How to be awesome:

• Jump on people (important)
• Say jesus and fantastmic Johnson
• Run really fast
• Throw Breads at people / pigeons
• Hop from building to building
• Smash guitars (other peoples)

Part 3: How to Succeed:

• Be viry rich
• Have many dowgs, and home dogs
• Have many pigeons
• Have Breads (many kindz)
• Have many womans
• Have manleeness

Part 4: How to Fix your life's Ownage

• Have Buttsecks with men
• Kill yourself
• Eat weiner
• Do Drugz (especially heroin and crak)